What the What

Surprisingly I wasn't assaulted by any of the dregs of society today.
I'm trying to remember in my mind what is all in my storage that I actually need to keep.  So far I have books, hangers, and a few small appliances already taken out so what I think is left are my golf clubs, my 1990's stereo, a sewing machine, a crockpot, dvd player, a nightstand, a chest, and possibly more books and/or dvds.  So far I've gotten like, four boxes of books already so I hope there aren't too many more.

My internet was sadly out for the morning.  After much fiddling I figured out that it was cut off due to a past due balance.  I paid the balance and am now enjoying all the gifts the internet has to bring.  But while I wallowed in the stone age sans internet I started watching the tv version of I Love You Man.  There are so many wonderful adjustments such as "You're an arm-hole." and "Oh shirt!"  I want to have the job of changing all the swears to make movies FCC safe.

I was thinking of trying to put together an Adventure Time Marceline costume, but it's hard to convey who I am since she dresses normally except for the fangs and two red holes in her neck.  I do not and will not walk around with fangs in my mouth all day so the only indicator would be the red marks on my neck and...I don't think that's a strong enough costume.  There's always Psy, but....that doesn't feel right somehow.

The more I watch 30 Rock the hungrier I get.  I wish I could eat bags of Sabor de Soledad, donuts, deli sandwiches, and hot dogs everyday.  It's infuriating as I look at my carrots and rice.  At the moment I'm trying to make hard boiled eggs.  It's been awhile since I've done it so I hope they don't come out all gross.  I never know how long to boil them, so I winged it.  While unpacking my books I discovered a Beginner's Cookbook which is good since I'm doubtful about my egg boiling skills.  

I should really clean my bathroom today...my most dreaded chore.