For lack of anything else to do today I started to watch The Bad Girl's Club suggested by my girl-crush Violet. Violet is another English teacher, but she lives in Busan. I never actually met her, but rather saw her from afar at orientation. Anyway, I think we'd be best friends if we ever met. Anyway, I started watching this show and it is insane! There is one woman called "Florina." At first I was confused because she said she was from Staten Island, but I thought it said she was from Florida. What I don't understand is the one girl that doesn't seem like a bad girl at all. She's polite and nice and drives at 10 and 2. She's always cleaning up after everyone and getting yelled at. I suppose they're trying to mix things up, but it's more like they sent a little sheep to live with a bunch of rabid hyenas. I'm on the second episode right now, but I'm not sure how much more I can handle. It's out of control.

This reminded me of Scott, probably because he lives in LA. (from Tom Oatmeal)

Anonymous asked: Doy u actually live in Los Angelos California? If so, why? My grandma’s trailer broke down in Los Angeles so now we live there. Eric is in a hot dog eating contest and if he wins we’ll probably get to take a trip somewhere exotic this summer like Phoenix. It’s important to travel to nice places because you learn about cultures. I told that to my neighbor Darren and he said, “Culture this,” as he squeezed his genitals.

Today is Saturday and I just woke up from a dream about eating chocolate donuts and guess what. Now I want chocolate donuts. I think I even woke myself up saying "I want chocolate."