Something Smells of Meat in the Hallway

I managed to wear myself out today by sitting in bed, downloading all my favorite Kpop songs, and putting them on my e-reader for future listening. I've begun to put things on my reader now because I think my precious Ipod is on its way out. The headphone jack needs an overhaul and I'm dreading having to go to the store and try to communicate what I need done. I was feeling a little cranky because J went downtown to meet his friends and I wanted to go with but I slept in too late :( I waited a solid 4 hours and called him to see if we could go get a burger, but he was already eating which left me even crankier. So I sidled over to the local Lotteria (a.k.a cheap Mcdonalds) and ate my fill of a chicken sandwich, fries, and cheesesticks. For some reason whenever I go there without Jacob I order cheesesticks. Anyway, I sat there for awhile and then waddled over to the sushi place which I wasn't sure was open because it looked dark, but there were just no customers. After much deliberation over the menu and realizing I only could identify the California Roll, Bacon Roll, and Ham Roll. Since the latter two looked suspicious I went with the former. This was what I was presented with

There's a green sauce covering them which I recognize from all the salads I see here. I'm still not sure what it consists of. What really burns my nads is that there wasn't any soy sauce OR wasabi included. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT SUSHI WITHOUT WASABI!!!! I'm going to put it in the fridge and just ponder what should be done with it. Perhaps I will decide to eat it later, especially since I already ate a meal and now only want candy.