Thursday, September 2, 2010

The Best Contraception

If you ever want to persuade your partner that having kids is a bad idea, ship them off to Korea to teach bratty 1st and 2nd graders.

Today was probably one of the top ten worst workdays in Korea. First there was a whole class of new students that just started this week that I was not aware of. They didn't have books or anything so I spent the whole time playing alphabet songs and a super easy game that they actually went wild for. The next class was a d-i-s-a-s-t-e-r. The kids are little brats that don't listen or do what they're told. I spent half the time trying to get them to just sit in their seats. The Korean teacher was busy with the worst of the batch and in the end he threw a fit, kicking chairs and crying. Then two of them show up late and start banging on the door like a couple of apes. She yelled at them, but that didn't stop them from crawling on the floor to collect these little plastic balls that are in a different area of the room. Of course, only 3 of them brought their book and half of them didn't even have a pencil. The book I'm supposed to be "teaching" them to read is rubbish. Most of them can barely say the alphabet and I'm supposed to get them to understand The Rich Man and the Shoemaker. They don't know what's going on and then they have the AUDACITY to look at me like I'M the dumb one. ME! Luckily I always end my day with the 5th and 6th graders who are normal people so I don't go completely nuts.
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Aaaaand my Louie is cone-free!!!!

Looking rather regal this evening.

My eyebrow pierces the night.

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