Wednesday, September 21, 2011

My Wife

Some things in the English language have forever been changed for me. For instance, I will never again hear someone say, "my wife" in any context, any sentence structure, without immediately following it up in my head with Borat's voice repeating it.

Two fifth grade girls both had broken arms, one the left and the other the right. I imagine it was because of some ultimate high-fiving action gone wrong, but I can't be sure.

I need this

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  1. The title reads, "Now if you're attacked by a bear in the middle of the night, you can run away. The question is, will you have enough speed?"

    -Ben

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