Farts and Poops

Since my paycheck has decreased due to increased health insurance fees, I am now pretty much working for minimum wage.  2013 is really starting out with a bang.  A new friend, who probably already has a best friend, but I'm going to pretend she's my best friend anyway, has a cousin that works for HR at the History Center, so maybe I'll actually be able to get that job I wanted...even though I believe the HR department has little to do with the hiring of a secretary.  Also will be applying to Dakota County and pretty much any job that pays $10/hour or more which seems pretty pathetic to me since I paid a buttload for this degree that my guidance counselor in high school pinky swore would make me more money.  This day actually began with the internet in my abode once again on the fritz and I had no intention of talking to the surface dwellers about it since he was blasting 3 Doors Down again.  Frustrated and alone, I hightailed it out of there as soon as the library opened so here I sit.  I'm going to be dredging the bottom of the barrel for awhile until I can figure out how to live on measly proportions.  Maybe I'll get thinner from the stress.