Breakfast of champions-
According to the budgeting standards mein pater sent me, I should be paying around $380 monthly for rent based on my salary. Nords. I told the Rick-ster that I need a husband to take care of me. Totes true. I should start a casting call or something to get the ball rolling. What with my friend's and my combined knowledge of Law and Order SVU, Criminal Minds, and Maury, I think we should be able to sniff out the baddies pretty quick.
I made one last effort to see if there was anything still left with my K-ex, but turns out, that chapter is over. I really thought that he was going to be it, but I guess I don't know what that feels like yet.
I need to try dominating this year instead of taking sad naps in bed all day. Grrr! Last night I got home at 6, ate some peaches and fell asleep until 10pm. I then chose to brush my teeth and officially go to bed because, c'mon, what's a girl gonna do at 10pm?
1. Baby freezing!! LOVE IT.
ReplyDelete2. You and Mike should live together, duh.
3. I would love to do some potential husband pre-casting interviews. Or I could linger on the other side of the bar and see if I get creeps-vibes. And if I do, call you with a CRISIS.
*Sigh* I want so badly to be the quirky friend in a romantic comedy. But like in real life. I would be SO good at it.
I can defs see you as the Judy Greer character in The Wedding Planner.
ReplyDeleteIf only finding a worthy mate was as simple as finding the ones that aren't rapists.
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