I totally killed a mosquito ninja style the other day. It was like when Obama killed that fly except I did it while the bug was in mid-air.
I find that Koreans have a somewhat strange taste in men. Or maybe it's just my students. I showed them pictures of Napoleon Dynamite and Bill Haverchuck both of which were described as handsome. Danny Devito on the other hand was a big fat pig. Not to mention that roaming the Korean streets are scores of beautiful Korean women fawning over not so attractive white men.
"Everyone loved your little Lemon party." I've been re-watching the first season of 30 Rock.
For some reason I have been fascinated with how-to videos on youtube. I only watch ones about makeup and I make a point of only watching the ones with Asians. Somehow it makes more sense to me to watch something being done to a face that looks like mine.
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