Seriously. All activities planned by foreigners in this turdhole are either drinking or sports related. "Let's get drunk and throw balls at each other." Pssh. I don't understand why either is fun. When I have one shot of any sort of alcohol my body goes blazing red, my heart kicks into overdrive, and I feel like passing out. Don't even get me started on my distain for organized sports! And so I am left with no friends or activities aside from watching movies and eating. Which brings me to my next horrid discovery...weightgain. Yup, I'm gaining weight and in all the wrong places. I've decided to stop eating pizza, fried chicken, hamburgers, steak, and pasta. Hopefully that will do the trick. Or I'll go crazy from rice poisening or something. In all reality I'll probably end up eating just about all of those things at one time or another and not give a care.
I want sleep and I want it now. I can't seem to get enough sleep the past few nights, even with going to bed at 8 or 9. I'm one smelly, annoying child away from blowing a nut.
What about busting a nut? Also everyone else I have talked to claims that they have lost weight when they go to Korea. Are you trying to defy these expectations/stereotypes?
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