Wednesday, November 14, 2012

My New Crush

Come to me Jay Caspian Kang, come to me.
I think I need to move to LA so I can be among my people...and hang out with Scottskins.  I'm so alone in a sea of white.  Bethers gave me a high-five this evening and I felt our Asian powers uniting.  There's a "gathering" of Korean adoptees this Thursdee, but I will be working and, before I realized I was working, was already tentative about attending.  I'm pretty much the most underachieving Asian I know and it doesn't exactly thrill me to sit in a posh bar explaining to people over and over again what I've been up to thus far in my 27 years.  Pish posh Hieronymus Bosch.

I just shoved a fistful of yogurt covered pretzels in my pie-hole.

1 comment:

  1. No, no, Kari, pretzels go in your pretzel-hole. Also, I'll paint my skin yellow if it will make you more comfortable. It's ok to do now that Tom Hanks has done it.

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